Act Four: Three weeks later.
 
Ole: Max!  Max, the reviews are in!
Max: What?  There can't be reviews, we haven't paid anybody!


 
 
Ole: They're reviewing for free!  Everyone loves the game!
Max: That can't be!  This game is unplayable!
Ole: They don't care!  Nobody's playing the game -- we have 410,000 people sitting around chatting about their whamadoodles!  We don't have a management team, they're all creating new content.  Do we even have a CS department?
Max: Lena over there IS the CS Department!
Lena: Ja?  Höld please.  Ja?  Höld, please.  Ja?  Yöur whamadöödle is wörking as intended, sir.  Ja.
Ole: The server is raising our rates!  Max, what do we do?
Max: Only one thing we can do -- we have to blow up the server and stop this game!  Quick, before we're ruined!

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